his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
bring money and cleavage
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
A+ Viking dick
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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