didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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