Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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