theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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