fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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