i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
