'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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