didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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