We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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