Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i think i have herpe
just one?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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