Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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