I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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