I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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