Buhtt sex?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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