just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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