then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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