Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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