You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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