They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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