he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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