Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
