who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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