hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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