Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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