I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
