is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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