do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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