you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i came on her dog
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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