no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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