There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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