I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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