It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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