I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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