Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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