Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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