she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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