you would pick up someone in the library
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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