My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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