Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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