butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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