Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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