the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Heβs like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if heβs shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know Iβve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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