Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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