is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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