Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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