Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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