the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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