Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Four minutes until I can fart!
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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