spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Pooping to opera.
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