just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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